I was having 'one of those days' the other day.. nothing too crazy but just wasn't feelin' it in general... Only to come home to a Christmas card from my loverly bestie, Erin. She is a super thoughtful lady and had this inserted in the card:
Meet the loverly, Stella
aka ChiChi aka Kitty aka Kitty Queef
(Her farts are no joke.. hence the last nickname)